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Title: Frenzy
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Rating: Gen
Notes: Bertie arrives home disheveled.


“Jeeves!”

When I appeared, it was two minds with but a single thought, the thought being costume change for Bertram.

“How, if I may ask, sir…?”

“Got caught in one of those blasted revolving doors!”

Jeeves went stuffed-frog. “Are you injured, sir?”

“No, just the wardrobe. Wouldn’t have been so bad, but there was a bevy of mothers and daughters on one side of the torture wheel and a Mothers and Daughters’ tea on the other!”

“Very distressing, sir.”

“Reminds me of when I threw a chicken leg in the piranha tank at the aquarium. The frenzy, Jeeves! Quelle horror!”
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