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100wordsTitle: Spice Things Up
"I concede that he was not lying. He can, indeed, cook something without setting it on fire," remarked Cyril drolly, "Although you wouldn't know it, to taste it. Tell me, is there any spice he did not throw into this stew in large quantities?"
"Oh, I made sure he stuck to spices that are actually consumable by people who aren't him, though, just as you requested."
"This still doesn't win you the bet, Vesper. I specified that the entire meal has to be consumable by people who are not Decus. I would need several replacement organs if I ate this!"
Fandom: Star Ocean: The Second Story
Rating: G/Gen
Tags: slice of life, humour
Notes: Vesper and Cyril have a bet on whether Decus can cook edible food.
"I concede that he was not lying. He can, indeed, cook something without setting it on fire," remarked Cyril drolly, "Although you wouldn't know it, to taste it. Tell me, is there any spice he did not throw into this stew in large quantities?"
"Oh, I made sure he stuck to spices that are actually consumable by people who aren't him, though, just as you requested."
"This still doesn't win you the bet, Vesper. I specified that the entire meal has to be consumable by people who are not Decus. I would need several replacement organs if I ate this!"
