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Portal - New Logo Testing
Title: New Logo Testing
Chell flinched as soon as the cheerful chime that preceded an announcement rang over the tannoy.
"Welcome back to Aperture Science! For today's exercise in fine-tuning the drones, all test subjects are required to wear our new uniform. It matches our new logo - Aperture Science, always striving to target new heights of scientific excellence and hit them dead on! We're working on ironing out every little glitch, but some of the drones think it looks like the targets they usually fire at, so you might want to run pretty fast through that room. As always, survivors get hazard pay!"
Fandom: Portal
Rating: PG-13/Gen
Notes: dark humour, randomly selected
summary: Aperture Science can't even test out a new logo without it killing people.
Chell flinched as soon as the cheerful chime that preceded an announcement rang over the tannoy.
"Welcome back to Aperture Science! For today's exercise in fine-tuning the drones, all test subjects are required to wear our new uniform. It matches our new logo - Aperture Science, always striving to target new heights of scientific excellence and hit them dead on! We're working on ironing out every little glitch, but some of the drones think it looks like the targets they usually fire at, so you might want to run pretty fast through that room. As always, survivors get hazard pay!"