The Golden Girls, Deadpool - Thank you for making merry!

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Title: Thank you for making merry!
Fandom: The Golden Girls, Deadpool
Rating: G
Notes: Dorothy returns from Christmas shopping to find she has a visitor.

“Santa?” Rose breathed.

“Blanche, I didn’t know you had company.” Dorothy placed her bags on the floor by the sofa and eyed their red-suited visitor.

“He’s here for you, if you can believe. He says he’s a big fan … of what, I don’t know.”

“Be nice,” Wade muttered. “I don’t want to get blood on your carpet.”

Dorothy turned to him. “Wade Wilson, at your service!” He sketched a clumsy bow.

“How can I help you, Mr. Wilson?” Dorothy raised an eyebrow.

“Just allow me to worship at your feet.” He fell to his knees.

Blanche exclaimed, “Well I never!”