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100wordsTitle: To Pass for Human
"And how might I address you, sir?"
"I..." the man flourished his colourful patchwork cloak in a theatrical sweep, "Am the great travelling bard, Fellucio! And you?"
"Oh, I am but a humble monk."
"You're rather large for a monk," pointed out 'Fellucio', "And you're dripping purple goo."
"Its from, er, too much beer?" he scratched his head, spraying ectoplasm everywhere, "Look, this is harder for me. In different clothes you're just another human. I'm still obviously a huge ghost. Nobody likes ghosts around here. How do I pretend to be a normal human?"
"Don't ask me," the King sighed.
Fandom:StreetPass Quest
Rating: G/slash
Prompt: alias
Tags: randomly selected fandom, crack pairing, humour
"And how might I address you, sir?"
"I..." the man flourished his colourful patchwork cloak in a theatrical sweep, "Am the great travelling bard, Fellucio! And you?"
"Oh, I am but a humble monk."
"You're rather large for a monk," pointed out 'Fellucio', "And you're dripping purple goo."
"Its from, er, too much beer?" he scratched his head, spraying ectoplasm everywhere, "Look, this is harder for me. In different clothes you're just another human. I'm still obviously a huge ghost. Nobody likes ghosts around here. How do I pretend to be a normal human?"
"Don't ask me," the King sighed.
