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100wordsTitle: 'To Kill The Audience'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Rating: PG
Notes: In which the author takes an age-old show-business term just a bit too literally...dialogue only.
Observe me closely, ladies and gentleman! What you're about to see will take your breath away!
Come in as near as you like; I keep no secrets from my public. Come on; crowd right in. As you can see, I have nothing up my sleeves. Not even my arms! Haha, just a little joke, there, my fine friends.
Now, this trick will stupefy you. In ten seconds, I will suck the oxygen out of your lungs! One. Two.
Three!
There. That's one way to kill the audience.
Well, I did tell them that the trick would take their breath away.
Fandom: Original Fiction
Rating: PG
Notes: In which the author takes an age-old show-business term just a bit too literally...dialogue only.
Observe me closely, ladies and gentleman! What you're about to see will take your breath away!
Come in as near as you like; I keep no secrets from my public. Come on; crowd right in. As you can see, I have nothing up my sleeves. Not even my arms! Haha, just a little joke, there, my fine friends.
Now, this trick will stupefy you. In ten seconds, I will suck the oxygen out of your lungs! One. Two.
Three!
There. That's one way to kill the audience.
Well, I did tell them that the trick would take their breath away.
