[209: Abandon] Jeeves & Wooster: Gen
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100wordsTitle: Abandon
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Rating: Gen
Summary: Bertie rescues a dog.
“I’m not going to abandon him, Jeeves!” I declared. The canine at my chest trembled.
“Sir, it isn’t abandoning, it’s relinquishing stolen property.”
“She only wants to,” I dropped my voice and covered the flappy ears, “breed him with her own mongrel. He wants that about as much as I want a dozen fish slices. Just look!”
Jeeves looked, and the dog had the good sense to whimper plaintively on cue.
Jeeves sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “If I can find a suitable confirmed bachelor’s establishment which not our own…”
“I told you he’d fix things, sport.”
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Rating: Gen
Summary: Bertie rescues a dog.
“I’m not going to abandon him, Jeeves!” I declared. The canine at my chest trembled.
“Sir, it isn’t abandoning, it’s relinquishing stolen property.”
“She only wants to,” I dropped my voice and covered the flappy ears, “breed him with her own mongrel. He wants that about as much as I want a dozen fish slices. Just look!”
Jeeves looked, and the dog had the good sense to whimper plaintively on cue.
Jeeves sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “If I can find a suitable confirmed bachelor’s establishment which not our own…”
“I told you he’d fix things, sport.”
