Sherlock (BBC): The Great Villain

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Title: The Great Villain
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Rating: G

 

“What are you doing, boss?” Sebastian Moran asked.

Jim Moriarty was hobbling around, as if bent double.

“Well,” he said, “if I’m the great villain, I thought I should rehearse my Richard III impression.”

Seb didn’t look convinced.

“Or how about Long John Silver?” 

Jim raised one leg and proceeded to hop as if he had a wooden leg.

“Pieces of eight, pieces of eight,” Seb squawked.

“Or Captain Hook.”

Jim waved his fist in a threatening fashion, while Seb used his arms to mimic a crocodile’s jaw saying, “Tick tock!”

“But after all, I think I’m best as myself!”