#278 - Pot and Kettle - MDZS
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100wordsTitle: Pot and Kettle
Fandom: MDZS
Rating: G
Notes: Two brothers with no game.
“You’re kidding me, Chengcheng!” Wei Wuxian stared at Jiang Cheng with the most incredulous expression.
“As a matter of fact, I’m not,” the younger man said through clenched teeth.
“Your social skills need work,” Wei Wuxian shook his head, rubbing his nose as he considered the problem. “Tell you what, next time a handsome guy goes to ask you out, I’ll create a distraction so no one sees you ruin a perfectly good opportunity to get laid.”
“Sure,” Jiang Cheng shot back. “We can call Lan Wangji and watch you forget your name for five minutes straight, you dumb twink!”
Fandom: MDZS
Rating: G
Notes: Two brothers with no game.
“You’re kidding me, Chengcheng!” Wei Wuxian stared at Jiang Cheng with the most incredulous expression.
“As a matter of fact, I’m not,” the younger man said through clenched teeth.
“Your social skills need work,” Wei Wuxian shook his head, rubbing his nose as he considered the problem. “Tell you what, next time a handsome guy goes to ask you out, I’ll create a distraction so no one sees you ruin a perfectly good opportunity to get laid.”
“Sure,” Jiang Cheng shot back. “We can call Lan Wangji and watch you forget your name for five minutes straight, you dumb twink!”
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Date: 2022-01-20 04:08 pm (UTC)Ha!
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Date: 2022-01-20 04:32 pm (UTC)🤣🤣🤣❤ i love this
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