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#279 - Whoops! - Original
Title: Whoops!
Original: Ta-da! No fandom!
Rating: G
Notes: Not at all based on live experience.
“It’s a cardboard tube!”
“It’s a light saber, you just have to use your imagination!”
“It’s still just cardboard!”
“Boys. Either way, it’s being waved around as a weapon inside the house. Is that something we do?”
The boys exchanged a glance.
“Let me rephrase that. Is that something we are supposed to do?”
“No,” the boys chorused.
“Good. Take it outside, please.”
The two went stumbling out the back door, already arguing again.
“Are you sure that’s wise?”
A shrug. “What’s the worse that can happen, out there?”
The answer came, almost instantly, in the form of crashing noises.
Original: Ta-da! No fandom!
Rating: G
Notes: Not at all based on live experience.
“It’s a cardboard tube!”
“It’s a light saber, you just have to use your imagination!”
“It’s still just cardboard!”
“Boys. Either way, it’s being waved around as a weapon inside the house. Is that something we do?”
The boys exchanged a glance.
“Let me rephrase that. Is that something we are supposed to do?”
“No,” the boys chorused.
“Good. Take it outside, please.”
The two went stumbling out the back door, already arguing again.
“Are you sure that’s wise?”
A shrug. “What’s the worse that can happen, out there?”
The answer came, almost instantly, in the form of crashing noises.