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Title: You've Got To Be Kitten Me
Fandom: Chrono Trigger
"I don't care - cats shouldn't be given out as prizes, anyway. The house is full of them, I'm the one who has to feed them, clean up after them, they make a racket..."
"I'll take over cat duties when I finish saving the world, mum, I promise."
"You never come home," she sniffed, "What's more, you'll give your mum a heart attack with your escapades, nearly getting executed - for shame!"
"I bring home cat food, don't I?" he protested, "Please - just one more. To see if I can get a purple one."
"Purple cats don't exist, dear."
Fandom: Chrono Trigger
Rating: G/Gen
Characters: Crono, Crono's mum
Tags: humour, slice of life, Crono can talk
"I don't care - cats shouldn't be given out as prizes, anyway. The house is full of them, I'm the one who has to feed them, clean up after them, they make a racket..."
"I'll take over cat duties when I finish saving the world, mum, I promise."
"You never come home," she sniffed, "What's more, you'll give your mum a heart attack with your escapades, nearly getting executed - for shame!"
"I bring home cat food, don't I?" he protested, "Please - just one more. To see if I can get a purple one."
"Purple cats don't exist, dear."