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100wordsTitle: 'Extractions'
Fandom: Friends
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted toanythingdrabble, drabble_zone, and whatif_au
Chandler yawned widely, wiggling in the dentist's chair. "I didn't know dentists knocked people out for cleanings," he stated. "I dreamed that I was rowing a boat in a sea of molten lava. Hey, why does my mouth feel numb? Did I have that much plaque?"
Doctor Buffay leaned over him, smiling. "It's better when the extractions are painless, Mister Bing."
"Okay." Then, he did a doubletake. "Wait a minute. Did you just say 'extractions'? What extractions?!"
"The ones that were called for in your X-ray." She held one in front of him.
"Uh, that X-ray isn't mine."
Fandom: Friends
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted to
anythingdrabble, drabble_zone, and whatif_auChandler yawned widely, wiggling in the dentist's chair. "I didn't know dentists knocked people out for cleanings," he stated. "I dreamed that I was rowing a boat in a sea of molten lava. Hey, why does my mouth feel numb? Did I have that much plaque?"
Doctor Buffay leaned over him, smiling. "It's better when the extractions are painless, Mister Bing."
"Okay." Then, he did a doubletake. "Wait a minute. Did you just say 'extractions'? What extractions?!"
"The ones that were called for in your X-ray." She held one in front of him.
"Uh, that X-ray isn't mine."
