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100wordsTitle: Running Away With Someone's Shoes
Fandom: Xenoblade Chronicles X
Rating: G/Gen
Notes: L gets common human expressions wrong while trying to do customer research.
"Today I'm stealing people's shoes and running away for a mile!" declared L.
"Um, who you taught you that expression? I don't think its quite right," Lin smiled at him, "But its nice that you're taking an interest in everyone's lives."
"I've been reliably informed by a business expert that it is the best way to swing a baseball bat at your customers!"
"Touch base with them?" guessed Lin.
"Was the 'business expert' a Nopon, by any chance? Or someone called Murderess?" Elma sighed, "Well, since you're here, let's help Lin cook dinner."
"Yeah, can you grab Tatsu for me?"
Fandom: Xenoblade Chronicles X
Rating: G/Gen
Notes: L gets common human expressions wrong while trying to do customer research.
"Today I'm stealing people's shoes and running away for a mile!" declared L.
"Um, who you taught you that expression? I don't think its quite right," Lin smiled at him, "But its nice that you're taking an interest in everyone's lives."
"I've been reliably informed by a business expert that it is the best way to swing a baseball bat at your customers!"
"Touch base with them?" guessed Lin.
"Was the 'business expert' a Nopon, by any chance? Or someone called Murderess?" Elma sighed, "Well, since you're here, let's help Lin cook dinner."
"Yeah, can you grab Tatsu for me?"
