Jeeves & Wooster: Pride: Teen
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100wordsTitle: Pride
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Rating: Teen for sexual innuendo
Notes: Cheeky Jeeves
“…No, I shall have to issue them a firm nolle prosequi.”
“Highly advisable, sir.”
“I mean, what would the fighting ancestors say? After all, they were ‘fighting’ ancestors, not ‘walk-all-over-us-mugs-and-clean-our-wallets-out-while-you’re-at-it’ ancestors.”
“Precisely, sir.”
“I’m as sensitive a plant as Shelley ever forgot to water every other day, but no! The Pride of the Woosters shall never be swallowed!”
There was what I believe is called a pregnant silence, then a cough like a sheep clearing its throat.
“Jeeves?”
“I was thinking of my cousin, sir, the, uh, Circus swallower.”
“Circus, eh?”
“Yes, ‘round Piccadilly.”
And with that, he oozed off.
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Rating: Teen for sexual innuendo
Notes: Cheeky Jeeves
“…No, I shall have to issue them a firm nolle prosequi.”
“Highly advisable, sir.”
“I mean, what would the fighting ancestors say? After all, they were ‘fighting’ ancestors, not ‘walk-all-over-us-mugs-and-clean-our-wallets-out-while-you’re-at-it’ ancestors.”
“Precisely, sir.”
“I’m as sensitive a plant as Shelley ever forgot to water every other day, but no! The Pride of the Woosters shall never be swallowed!”
There was what I believe is called a pregnant silence, then a cough like a sheep clearing its throat.
“Jeeves?”
“I was thinking of my cousin, sir, the, uh, Circus swallower.”
“Circus, eh?”
“Yes, ‘round Piccadilly.”
And with that, he oozed off.
