Captain Marvel (movie), The Office Cat

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Title: The Office Cat
Fandom: Captain marvel (movie)
Rating: G/Gen
Notes: minor spoilers, humour


"Sir, Agent Goose felt that, in accordance with our strict data protection laws, the files would be safer off the system."

"In other words, you're blaming a month's worth of missing files on the office cat?"

"Sir, the cat has a big butt and the keys for the 'delete file' shortcut are close together."

"And you couldn't get the cat off the keyboard in time?"

"Sir, I lost an eye last time I pissed that cat off."

"I'm now wondering why we let your office specifically have a cat..."

"He doesn't like to be moved."

"... You have a point."