Captain Marvel (movie), The Office Cat
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100wordsTitle: The Office Cat
Fandom: Captain marvel (movie)
Rating: G/Gen
Notes: minor spoilers, humour
"Sir, Agent Goose felt that, in accordance with our strict data protection laws, the files would be safer off the system."
"In other words, you're blaming a month's worth of missing files on the office cat?"
"Sir, the cat has a big butt and the keys for the 'delete file' shortcut are close together."
"And you couldn't get the cat off the keyboard in time?"
"Sir, I lost an eye last time I pissed that cat off."
"I'm now wondering why we let your office specifically have a cat..."
"He doesn't like to be moved."
"... You have a point."
Fandom: Captain marvel (movie)
Rating: G/Gen
Notes: minor spoilers, humour
"Sir, Agent Goose felt that, in accordance with our strict data protection laws, the files would be safer off the system."
"In other words, you're blaming a month's worth of missing files on the office cat?"
"Sir, the cat has a big butt and the keys for the 'delete file' shortcut are close together."
"And you couldn't get the cat off the keyboard in time?"
"Sir, I lost an eye last time I pissed that cat off."
"I'm now wondering why we let your office specifically have a cat..."
"He doesn't like to be moved."
"... You have a point."
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Date: 2019-03-13 01:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-15 10:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-15 11:43 pm (UTC)I had to learn how to turn off Narrator when my cat turned it on by sitting on the keyboard.