Jeeves & Wooster: Poison
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100wordsTitle: Never Trust a Big Butt & a Smile
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster (Modern AU)
Rating: Gen
Notes: Bertie tries to dissuade Bingo from his latest crush in the best way he knows how: 90's improv karaoke. For the unfamiliar, this is the song by Bel Biv Devoe.
“…but, Bertie, she’s perfect!”
“How I can get it through your onion, Bingo? Oh, yes! The wisdom of our elders: never trust a big butt and a smile.”
“Bertie…no!”
Bertie sidled to his electric keyboard and switched it on. “Oh, yes.”
“But, Bertie, we were at school together!”
“So you know just what caliber of magic’s in store,” He called towards the door. “You ready, Jeeves?”
Jeeves manifested with the tea things. “I’m ready, Slick, are you?”
DUM-DUH-DAH-DUM-DUH-DAH-DUMPA-DUMP-DUMP!
“Girl, I must warn you!” crooned Bertie. “I sense something strange in your mind. Yeah your situation is serious.”
“Serious,” echoed Jeeves.
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster (Modern AU)
Rating: Gen
Notes: Bertie tries to dissuade Bingo from his latest crush in the best way he knows how: 90's improv karaoke. For the unfamiliar, this is the song by Bel Biv Devoe.
“…but, Bertie, she’s perfect!”
“How I can get it through your onion, Bingo? Oh, yes! The wisdom of our elders: never trust a big butt and a smile.”
“Bertie…no!”
Bertie sidled to his electric keyboard and switched it on. “Oh, yes.”
“But, Bertie, we were at school together!”
“So you know just what caliber of magic’s in store,” He called towards the door. “You ready, Jeeves?”
Jeeves manifested with the tea things. “I’m ready, Slick, are you?”
DUM-DUH-DAH-DUM-DUH-DAH-DUMPA-DUMP-DUMP!
“Girl, I must warn you!” crooned Bertie. “I sense something strange in your mind. Yeah your situation is serious.”
“Serious,” echoed Jeeves.
