[181: Masterpiece] Jeeves & Wooster: Gen
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100wordsTitle: Masterpiece (Bertie POV)
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Rating: Gen
Notes: Bertie understands modern art.
“Modern art, sir.”
“Oh, I know all about modern art, Jeeves.”
“Indeed, sir?”
“And I feel the coves’ plight. I wish I could capture in oils or charcoal or bits of broken glass the way you come into my bedroom every morning with at the perfect time with the perfect cup of tea. I’d take the deuce of good that it does to a fellow’s day and hang it on the wall and charge the unwashed a bob to goggle at it!”
“That’s kind of you to say, sir.”
“It’s not kindness, Jeeves, it’s art, and you’re a bally masterpiece.”
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Rating: Gen
Notes: Bertie understands modern art.
“Modern art, sir.”
“Oh, I know all about modern art, Jeeves.”
“Indeed, sir?”
“And I feel the coves’ plight. I wish I could capture in oils or charcoal or bits of broken glass the way you come into my bedroom every morning with at the perfect time with the perfect cup of tea. I’d take the deuce of good that it does to a fellow’s day and hang it on the wall and charge the unwashed a bob to goggle at it!”
“That’s kind of you to say, sir.”
“It’s not kindness, Jeeves, it’s art, and you’re a bally masterpiece.”
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