Earthbound - Free To A Good Home
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100wordsTitle: Free To A Good Home
Paula whistled innocently as she took down the 'For Sale' sign. Technically it wasn't a 'For Sale' sign any more as she'd plastered a poster over it saying 'Dog Free To A Good Home, Seems An Expensive Breed'. It'd still worked, somehow, magically attracting customers.
Not warning the customers about about the Diamond Dog's size and ferocity may have been impolite, upon reflection, but it was probably justified if it got the monster out of the way of the Sanctuary location. After all, a mission to save the world couldn't wait. Besides, those magically appearing customers could run damn fast.
Fandom: Earthbound
Rating: G/gen
Prompt: sign
Summary: In which the party discovers the trick with the For Sale sign and the Diamond Dog.
Tags: humour, mild language, in-universe game mechanics
Paula whistled innocently as she took down the 'For Sale' sign. Technically it wasn't a 'For Sale' sign any more as she'd plastered a poster over it saying 'Dog Free To A Good Home, Seems An Expensive Breed'. It'd still worked, somehow, magically attracting customers.
Not warning the customers about about the Diamond Dog's size and ferocity may have been impolite, upon reflection, but it was probably justified if it got the monster out of the way of the Sanctuary location. After all, a mission to save the world couldn't wait. Besides, those magically appearing customers could run damn fast.
