[Challenge #224: Surprise] Friends: 'Hogging The Mistletoe'

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Title: 'Hogging The Mistletoe'
Fandom: Friends
Rating: G

Ross stood in the corner, nursing a glass of champagne, and looking disappointed.

"What's the matter, buddy," Chandler asked, approaching him.

"Joey's been hogging the mistletoe all night."

Joey had ensconced himself by the door, and had amassed a crowd of beauties.

"Can't say I'm surprised," Chandler sighed, shaking his head. "Girls do go for him."

Pouting, Ross nodded. "I know. I'm not surprised, either, to be honest. But the least he could do is share, now and then. You'd think his lips would get tired!"

"Well, that's probably never gonna happen," Chandler replied, patting Ross on the shoulder comfortingly.