[Challenge #245: Hero] Original Fiction: 'Lunch'

[but_can_i_be_trusted]

Title: 'Lunch'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Rating: G
Notes: Dialogue only. Crossposted to anythingdrabble.

"Oh, no!"

"What's the matter with you?"

"I just dropped my hero sandwich off the balcony!"

"Well, you've only got yourself to blame. If you eat while sitting on a balcony ledge, you're lucky if it's only your sandwich you lose."

"I guess you're right. I guess that also gives a new meaning to the phrase--"

"Don't you even think of saying what I think you're about to say."

"--losing one's lunch."

"Damn it. You just had to go and say it, didn't you? Now I've lost my appetite."

"At least we're in the same boat now."

"And it's sinking."