Landstalker - The Writing on the Wall
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100wordsTitle: The Writing on the Wall
"'Woe And Death Unto All Who Enter Here', huh?" Nigel read the plaque on the crumbling wall of the ancient labyrinth, then a broad grin spread across his face, "Cute. I love these dramatic ones. I wonder what kind of person reads signs like this and isn't instantly curious at what's in there?"
"You know, if I was an evil overlord, I'd put that sign on the door to the privy and watch adventurers fall in. I'd put the loot behind a door saying, I dunno, 'Dungeon Under Construction, Check Back Later'."
"I'm still unconvinced you aren't an evil overlord."
Fandom: Landstalker
Rating: G/Gen
Notes: humour
Summary: Nigel and Friday encounter and completely ignore an ominous warning.
"'Woe And Death Unto All Who Enter Here', huh?" Nigel read the plaque on the crumbling wall of the ancient labyrinth, then a broad grin spread across his face, "Cute. I love these dramatic ones. I wonder what kind of person reads signs like this and isn't instantly curious at what's in there?"
"You know, if I was an evil overlord, I'd put that sign on the door to the privy and watch adventurers fall in. I'd put the loot behind a door saying, I dunno, 'Dungeon Under Construction, Check Back Later'."
"I'm still unconvinced you aren't an evil overlord."
