NiER - You're Not You When You're Hungry
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100wordsTitle: You're Not You When You're Hungry
"They were pretty rude to us back there, sunshine. You sure you don't want to let me out to go lodge a formal complaint?"
"Shut it, asshole. Don't waste my energy. We've still got no food."
"Oh, I could make them give us food, all right. Hell, I can make them INTO food!"
"You got that much spare energy, go hunt us down a boar."
"But boars just aren't as much FUN! They don't scream and beg for their lives, they don't..."
"They do taste nice, though. Look, don't push me, asshole, even you won't like me when I'm hungry!"
Fandom: NiER Replicant
Rating: PG-13/Gen
Characters: Kaine & Tyrann
Tags: mild language, mention of cannibalism, dialogue only
"They were pretty rude to us back there, sunshine. You sure you don't want to let me out to go lodge a formal complaint?"
"Shut it, asshole. Don't waste my energy. We've still got no food."
"Oh, I could make them give us food, all right. Hell, I can make them INTO food!"
"You got that much spare energy, go hunt us down a boar."
"But boars just aren't as much FUN! They don't scream and beg for their lives, they don't..."
"They do taste nice, though. Look, don't push me, asshole, even you won't like me when I'm hungry!"
