Earthbound - The Royal Wedding Guest
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100wordsTitle: The Royal Wedding Guest
"This cannot be humanly possible," Prince Poo sighed, "I only just learned to teleport precisely without messing up my clothes. I can barely wear full Royal wedding guest garb without tripping up. How do you expect me to do both?"
The Star Master smacked him over the head with his staff.
"Practice! And don't whine! Your great grandfather once attended a wedding in Scarabia like this with a train of elephants in tow as gifts!"
Prince Poo sighed again, grateful that Jeff and Tony probably didn't want any elephants but still wishing that Winters was a little closer to Dalaam.
Fandom: Earthbound
Rating: G/Slash
Characters: Jeff/Tony, Poo, Star Master
Tags: humour, post-game, wedding
"This cannot be humanly possible," Prince Poo sighed, "I only just learned to teleport precisely without messing up my clothes. I can barely wear full Royal wedding guest garb without tripping up. How do you expect me to do both?"
The Star Master smacked him over the head with his staff.
"Practice! And don't whine! Your great grandfather once attended a wedding in Scarabia like this with a train of elephants in tow as gifts!"
Prince Poo sighed again, grateful that Jeff and Tony probably didn't want any elephants but still wishing that Winters was a little closer to Dalaam.
