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Title: Enemy
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Rating: Gen
Notes: Lestrade is laid low by his archenemy: the chili cheese and bacon dog with onions.


“Ugh!” groaned Lestrade.

“Yes,” said Mycroft sympathetically.

“Ugh!” groaned Lestrade.

“I know. Terrible.” Mycroft also tut-tutted, just for good measure.

“I’ve captured hardened criminals!” protested Lestrade. “Very, very bad people.”

“Lots of them,” agreed Mycroft.

“I’ve fought against corruption, injustice, greed.”

“You’re a warrior, Gregory.”

Lestrade snorted. “Warrior! I don’t think so! Look at me. I'm down for the count.” He shook his head. “Laid low by my archenemy.”

“There aren’t many can eat three chili cheese and bacon dogs with onions and suffer no effects, Gregory. I’ll get you some medicine.”

Lestrade brought his fist to his chest. “Please.”

Date: 2021-11-04 11:49 am (UTC)
misbegotten: Gregory Lestrade from Sherlock with the text "woobie Lestrade" (Holmes Woobie Lestrade)
From: [personal profile] misbegotten
Ahahaha!

Date: 2021-11-04 04:05 pm (UTC)
curiosity: Close up of a tabby cat's face from nose to corner of the eye, including part of the muzzle and a few whiskers. (Default)
From: [personal profile] curiosity
You fought valiantly, Lestrade. Good man.

Date: 2021-11-06 02:24 pm (UTC)
smallhobbit: (Lestrade beer)
From: [personal profile] smallhobbit
He should really know better!

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