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100wordsTitle: 'Obvious'
Fandom: Friends
Rating: G
"Who do you think would win in a fight," Joey wondered. "Ross or Phoebe?"
The pair in question let out simultaneous snorts--then shot each other simultaneous glares.
"It's only obvious," Ross stated smugly. "I'm the tallest out of any of us, and men are, statistically speaking, stronger than women. It'd be no contest."
Phoebe rolled her eyes. "Oh, don't flatter yourself. I would take you down. Of all of us, I'm easily the toughest."
"I'm gonna agree with Pheebs," Monica put in. "She'd protect us from any attacker."
Ross stared at her, crushed. "My own sister's turning on me?!"
Fandom: Friends
Rating: G
"Who do you think would win in a fight," Joey wondered. "Ross or Phoebe?"
The pair in question let out simultaneous snorts--then shot each other simultaneous glares.
"It's only obvious," Ross stated smugly. "I'm the tallest out of any of us, and men are, statistically speaking, stronger than women. It'd be no contest."
Phoebe rolled her eyes. "Oh, don't flatter yourself. I would take you down. Of all of us, I'm easily the toughest."
"I'm gonna agree with Pheebs," Monica put in. "She'd protect us from any attacker."
Ross stared at her, crushed. "My own sister's turning on me?!"
