Title: 'No Fun'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Rating: G
Notes: Dialogue only
"Come out and face me, you coward!"
"Nothing doing! You outclass me in weaponry!"
"Oh, for cryin' out loud! It's only a water gun. It's not like it's filled with sulfuric acid, or anything."
"Yeah, but I only have a foam baseball bat! You have a weapon with a longer range!"
"You can always try throwing yours."
"No, thanks. If I missed, I'd be screwed."
"So, what're you gonna do? You're just gonna keep hiding and avoiding me until I run out of water?"
"Yeah, that's pretty much the general idea."
"In that case, the game's over. You're no fun."
Fandom: Original Fiction
Rating: G
Notes: Dialogue only
"Come out and face me, you coward!"
"Nothing doing! You outclass me in weaponry!"
"Oh, for cryin' out loud! It's only a water gun. It's not like it's filled with sulfuric acid, or anything."
"Yeah, but I only have a foam baseball bat! You have a weapon with a longer range!"
"You can always try throwing yours."
"No, thanks. If I missed, I'd be screwed."
"So, what're you gonna do? You're just gonna keep hiding and avoiding me until I run out of water?"
"Yeah, that's pretty much the general idea."
"In that case, the game's over. You're no fun."