[Amnesty: Challenge #121: Coward] Original Fiction: 'No Fun'

[but_can_i_be_trusted]

Title: 'No Fun'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Rating: G
Notes: Dialogue only

"Come out and face me, you coward!"

"Nothing doing! You outclass me in weaponry!"

"Oh, for cryin' out loud! It's only a water gun. It's not like it's filled with sulfuric acid, or anything."

"Yeah, but I only have a foam baseball bat! You have a weapon with a longer range!"

"You can always try throwing yours."

"No, thanks. If I missed, I'd be screwed."

"So, what're you gonna do? You're just gonna keep hiding and avoiding me until I run out of water?"

"Yeah, that's pretty much the general idea."

"In that case, the game's over. You're no fun."