[Amnesty: Challenge #106: Restless] Original Fiction: 'Snow Shark'

[but_can_i_be_trusted]

Title: 'Snow Shark'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Rating: PG
Notes: Very brief language

"What's the matter? You seem restless. I thought you'd be playing in all this snow."

"I'm afraid to leave the porch. They're out there."

"Who?"

"The snow sharks."

"What?! Don't be ridiculous! Sharks only live in water!"

"But snow is water."

"Look. I'm gonna prove that you're nuts. Wait here, if you want."

"What--where are you going?!"

"Into the snow, you jackass. Where d'ya think?"

"Don't do it! Seriously, don't!"

"Now, see? There's nothing here. There's no such thing as a snow sha--ahhghghg!!! Help! Snow shark! Help me!"

"I warned you, didn't I?!"

"Shut up and save me!!!"

Comments

[octahedrite]

LOL