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Title: The Fake
"You do realise that 'spellbook' you bought is complete nonsense, yes?"
"Really?"
"I'm just relieved you didn't say half of that last 'great incantation' around any other Featherfolk. There were a few obscenities in those random words. There are lots of fake magical items on the market, so be careful!"
"Damn it, that cost me fifty thousand Fol!"
"That... is an extortionate price for even a genuine spellbook."
"I guess I still don't have the world's economy figured out..."
"If you wish to learn magic, I can teach you, but it is much more complicated than picking up a book."
Fandom: Star Ocean: The First Departure
Rating: PG-13/Gen
Prompt: nonsense
Notes: dialogue only, humour
Summary: Ronixis accidentally buys a fake spellbook.
"You do realise that 'spellbook' you bought is complete nonsense, yes?"
"Really?"
"I'm just relieved you didn't say half of that last 'great incantation' around any other Featherfolk. There were a few obscenities in those random words. There are lots of fake magical items on the market, so be careful!"
"Damn it, that cost me fifty thousand Fol!"
"That... is an extortionate price for even a genuine spellbook."
"I guess I still don't have the world's economy figured out..."
"If you wish to learn magic, I can teach you, but it is much more complicated than picking up a book."