Title: 'Snow Gnomes'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Rating: G
"I just saw the weirdest thing outside."
"Oh? Tell me."
"There was this huge snowdrift, just this massive bank."
"And that's unusual in the winter?"
"Let me finish. There was this...I guess you could say a crack in it. And there was this pulsing red light glowing through. What do you think that could be?"
"Oh, that. I've seen that all the time, this time of the year. It's just the snow gnomes having a party."
"Snow gnomes? You're putting me on."
"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Go and see, but don't blame me if you freeze solid."
Fandom: Original Fiction
Rating: G
"I just saw the weirdest thing outside."
"Oh? Tell me."
"There was this huge snowdrift, just this massive bank."
"And that's unusual in the winter?"
"Let me finish. There was this...I guess you could say a crack in it. And there was this pulsing red light glowing through. What do you think that could be?"
"Oh, that. I've seen that all the time, this time of the year. It's just the snow gnomes having a party."
"Snow gnomes? You're putting me on."
"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Go and see, but don't blame me if you freeze solid."