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100wordsTitle: 'Malarkey'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Rating: G
"Why do you have a chained-up coffin in your basement?"
"Because I'm guarding a vampire. Someone has to keep him down."
"Right. Do you think I buy that malarkey? What's really in there?"
"I already told you. It's a highly dangerous vampire, and I'm not equipped to slay him, just now."
"Gimme the key. I want to get to the bottom of this little fairy tale."
"Fine, if you want to be an idiot about it. But don't come crying to me if the vampire comes out, and wants more from you than a bit of tea and sympathy!"
Fandom: Original Fiction
Rating: G
"Why do you have a chained-up coffin in your basement?"
"Because I'm guarding a vampire. Someone has to keep him down."
"Right. Do you think I buy that malarkey? What's really in there?"
"I already told you. It's a highly dangerous vampire, and I'm not equipped to slay him, just now."
"Gimme the key. I want to get to the bottom of this little fairy tale."
"Fine, if you want to be an idiot about it. But don't come crying to me if the vampire comes out, and wants more from you than a bit of tea and sympathy!"
