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100wordsTitle: 'Energy-Saving'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Rating: G
Tired of your light bulbs' filaments dying on you, especially at night? Then try our new, ultra-energy-saving trick!
Just buy an empty bulb, available at any craft or novelty store. Then simply buy one of our patented Captive Fairies!
Captive Fairies are long-lived, energy-efficient, and give out a constant warm glow. Plus, they're perfect for people who want to live off the grid. Just put the fairy into the bulb, screw the bulb into any outlet, and you're good for several months of power!
Just don't turn on the juice, or your Fairy will be fried.
Fandom: Original Fiction
Rating: G
Tired of your light bulbs' filaments dying on you, especially at night? Then try our new, ultra-energy-saving trick!
Just buy an empty bulb, available at any craft or novelty store. Then simply buy one of our patented Captive Fairies!
Captive Fairies are long-lived, energy-efficient, and give out a constant warm glow. Plus, they're perfect for people who want to live off the grid. Just put the fairy into the bulb, screw the bulb into any outlet, and you're good for several months of power!
Just don't turn on the juice, or your Fairy will be fried.
