Title: 'Poker Face'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Rating: G
Notes: Dialogue only
"Your poker face is terrible. I just thought you ought to know. You've got the most readable face I've ever seen."
"Well, gee, thanks. If we're ever playing poker, I'll be sure and wear a full face mask. And sunglasses."
"Okay, you don't have to get so touchy. I was just stating a fact."
"So? Why does it even matter, anyway? I'm a human being, not a newspaper. Why would you even bring it up?"
"Well, actually, I forgot where I was going with this whole discussion. Let's just call it off."
"That's fine by me. Consider it forgotten."
"Great."
Fandom: Original Fiction
Rating: G
Notes: Dialogue only
"Your poker face is terrible. I just thought you ought to know. You've got the most readable face I've ever seen."
"Well, gee, thanks. If we're ever playing poker, I'll be sure and wear a full face mask. And sunglasses."
"Okay, you don't have to get so touchy. I was just stating a fact."
"So? Why does it even matter, anyway? I'm a human being, not a newspaper. Why would you even bring it up?"
"Well, actually, I forgot where I was going with this whole discussion. Let's just call it off."
"That's fine by me. Consider it forgotten."
"Great."