[Amnesty: Challenge #66: Haunted] Original Fiction: 'The Haunted Bookshop'

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Title: 'The Haunted Bookshop'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Rating: G

Welcome! The Haunted Bookshop is open for business.

Here, we cater to those with a strong interest in the paranormal. If you need it, we've got a book about it. All you have to do is ask.

Want a quick how-to for your first séance? We have a section just for you. Pesky possession got you panicky? We'll be happy to walk you through it.

Our staff is patient, friendly, and eager to help. Just don't tick off the cleaning poltergeist. Or you'll take a Necronomicon to the noggin.

So come on in. We're just dying to serve you.