Undertale: Load Bearing Boss
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100wordsTitle: Load Bearing Boss
"Care to explain why you were digging a tunnel under the throne room?" Sans demanded.
"I told ya, I'm making King Asgore a load-bearing boss!" Papyrus declared, "All the famous final bosses did it. You know, you defeat them and the tower starts crumbling around them, or something. Only Asgore's not at the top of a tower, so..."
"You were trying to rig the throne room to collapse?"
"Only if the King loses a battle."
"You're very lucky Undyne didn't find you first. Even I'm thinking of taking your head off - just because I know it screws back on!"
Fandom: Undertale
Rating: PG-13/Gen
Characters: Sans & Papyrus
Tags: banter, humour, canon levels of fourth wall awareness
"Care to explain why you were digging a tunnel under the throne room?" Sans demanded.
"I told ya, I'm making King Asgore a load-bearing boss!" Papyrus declared, "All the famous final bosses did it. You know, you defeat them and the tower starts crumbling around them, or something. Only Asgore's not at the top of a tower, so..."
"You were trying to rig the throne room to collapse?"
"Only if the King loses a battle."
"You're very lucky Undyne didn't find you first. Even I'm thinking of taking your head off - just because I know it screws back on!"
