[Challenge #344: Snub] Friends: 'Terpwhatserface'

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Title: 'Terpwhatserface'
Fandom: Friends
Rating: G
Notes: Inspired by a line of dialogue from the film, 'Swing Time'

"So, enjoy the movies, Joe," Chandler sarcastically wondered.

They'd caught a matinee Fred Astaire double feature: 'Swing Time' and 'Top Hat'. Joey'd seemed interested...until he fell asleep partway through.

Joey rubbed his face. "I enjoyed the nap," he confessed. "But where was that Terpwhatserface Astaire was talkin' about?"

"Come again?"

"He said somethin' about flirtin' with a chick--"

"'To flirt with Terpsichore'," Chandler quoted questioningly.

Snapping his fingers, Joey nodded. "Which girl was Terpsichore? Did I sleep through her? C'mon," he demanded when Chandler tried to snub the question.

"Yes, Joey. You slept through the Greek Muse of dance."