Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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Title: It Was a Dark and Stormy Night
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Rating: G
Notes: Dracula

It was a dark and stormy night. Well, when wasn’t it? It was, so to speak, his element. He wished he could share that very witty pun, but the drones he kept as help in the castle wouldn’t appreciate it. It was his power over their feeble brains that did it. They kept the flies down and the coffins tidy but it didn’t make them good conversationalists.

He was just back from a call on the new Slayer. Horrible weather. Dry, sunny during long tedious day. But the Slayer seemed someone one could talk to. Pity it didn’t work out.

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