Live a Live - The Odious Goose
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100wordsTitle: The Odious Goose
"O.Dio, why's there a goose running around the Archon's Roost?"
"Ah wus gonna roast it for Christmas dinner but then it harboured so much hatred towards every living thing that it turned into another Incarnation of Odio an' so the boss says I ain't allowed to eat Hiss."
"Hiss? You named it?"
"It means 'Odio' in goose language. An' I still don't know ah'm gonna do for Christmas dinner. Ah ain't allowed to eat Odeo neither."
"I still don't understand why you and Odie celebrate Christmas when you worship Odio..."
"Wait a darn minute... HISS! No crapping om my statue!"
Fandom: Live a Live
Rating: PG-13/Gen
Notes: AU (villains meet each other in the Domain like the heroes), mild swearing, humour, festive
"O.Dio, why's there a goose running around the Archon's Roost?"
"Ah wus gonna roast it for Christmas dinner but then it harboured so much hatred towards every living thing that it turned into another Incarnation of Odio an' so the boss says I ain't allowed to eat Hiss."
"Hiss? You named it?"
"It means 'Odio' in goose language. An' I still don't know ah'm gonna do for Christmas dinner. Ah ain't allowed to eat Odeo neither."
"I still don't understand why you and Odie celebrate Christmas when you worship Odio..."
"Wait a darn minute... HISS! No crapping om my statue!"
