[Challenge #417: Choose] Original Fiction: 'The Skull'

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Title: 'The Skull'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted to drabble_zone and anythingdrabble

"We're in trouble."

"I don't know where you get that idea. We're only surrounded by a pack of murdering thieves, because we stumbled into their hideout!"

"Cut the sarcasm, and help me figure a way out of this."

"You figure. I'm throwing rocks!"

"That's not a rock, you dingaling! It's a human skull!"

"Huh?! A skull? Well, so it is."

"Uh, you know, dropping it might be a good idea, right about now."

"Or I could choose to lob it in their leader's face!"

"Wow. I didn't think you'd actually do it."

"I majored in Badass in my school days."