Sherlock Holmes (ACD) - Ferret's Eulogy

[smallhobbit]

Title: Ferret's Eulogy
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (ACD)
Rating: G

"We are gathered here," the Ferret declaimed loudly, "to celebrate the life of one of our foremost, if not the foremost, song and dance mustelids of our time."

"What are you doing?" Mouselet demanded.

"I'm practising my eulogy."

"You do realise that's what your friends say, once you're dead," Poley said.

"Yes. But I want to make sure you all get it right."

Dr Watson raised his eyebrows. "Perhaps you'd be better off writing it down."

"I will do. But it's important that you know what to emphatititise, err, stress."

"Not just every other word then?" Mouselet giggled.

"Certainly not!"

Comments

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

Ferret! What can you say?

[smallhobbit]

He's unique!