[Challenge #478: Reward] Original Fiction: 'Idiots'

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Title: 'Idiots'
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Notes: Crossposted to anythingdrabble and drabble_zone

"'No risk, no reward,' you said."

"Look, I'm sorry about--"

"'It'll be fun,' you said."

"Come on; just listen--"

"'Nobody's going to get hurt,' you said."

"I know what I said! I'm the one who said it; I have an excellent memory!"

"So, what happened, instead?"

"I goofed."

"You goof every single time! 'No guts, no glory!' No brains, on top of it! And now here we are, both in the hospital."

"Okay, so accidents happen. Frequently. And I tend to be the instigator. But you didn't have to go along with me."

"Fair point. Okay, so we're both idiots."