[Challenge #491: Pun] Original Fiction: 'Cut It Out!'

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Title: 'Cut It Out!'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Rating: G

“Hello, hello, hello!”

“Uh, oh. I can see it, already. You’re in another one of those moods.”

“I don’t know what you mean, punk.”

“Please don’t. I really can’t take it when you get like this.”

“What? Just because you can never handle the punchline.”

“I’m telling you, you really need to stop this, before it gets out of hand. Again.”

“Is it my fault if you’re not a glutton for punishment?”

“If you don’t cut it out, already, I’ll give you a nice, solid punch!”

“Okay, okay. I can take a hint. I’ll knock it off with the puns.”